You Know You're a Mom When...

1. This is how shot glasses are used now. 

Uncle Paulo would be so ashamed.

2. This is what you wear to the pool now...




3. ...And you still think it's too revealing. 


4.  Speaking of revealing, you find yourself wondering what kind of parents let their teenage daughters leave the house wearing such little clothing. (Let's hope prairie dresses are in style in 15 years.) 

That's more like it. 

5. You now refer to anything small as a "choking hazard." As in, "These chocking hazards are cooked perfectly." And "Have you seen my blue chocking hazard? I need it to pull my hair back." 

Did you know that anything that fits through a toilet paper roll is considered a choking hazard? Do you know how many things in our house right now fit through a toilet paper tube? At least 75% of everything we own.

6. You constantly refer to yourself in the third person, even after your baby is in bed for the night. Mommy needs some wine.





7. You take so many pictures of your kids that your iphone looks like this: 

How many pictures of Rory sleeping do we really need? Fifty-three, apparently.