1. A Personal Chef
Rory, I'm sure if you're able to read this, you know by now that not only do I not enjoy cooking, I'm also not very good at it. I love eating good food, but making it is an entirely different story. Every few months, I get on a cooking kick, and you're dad gets really excited, but it usually doesn't last long. At this point, there are two things I do well: chocolate chip cookies and kale chips. (Am I the only one that sees the irony in this??) So, I would love to be able to come home to a healthy, home-cooked meal every evening prepared by anyone but me.
2. Unlimited Airline Miles
I love living in Denver, and I know it will be a great place for you to grow up, but it's hard being so far from family. You have the most amazing aunts who live all over the world and have so much to teach you. (Mostly about fashion and binge drinking, but these are important life lessons.) We've made some great friends, but friends are not obligated to come babysit when you have a massive hangover on Sunday morning or don't feel comfortable taking your toddler with you to get a papsmear. I would especially love to be able to take you to Brasil more often. You come from an amazing culture, and it makes me sad that you won't be able to experience it on a daily basis. There's no place like Brazil during Carnival. Although, maybe we should wait until you're 21 before you experience that first hand.
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| At the Carnival parade in Sao Paulo, pre-Rory. |
3. World Peace
What? I didn't want to seem selfish. (But really it would be to eat anything I want without getting fat.)
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