Weird Shit My Kid Does

I love Rory more than life itself, but my love for her does not blind me to the fact that she can be a bit...odd at times.

1. She licks the wall. 

Yum?

2. She chases the vacuum. 
Most kids run from the vacuum, but I am fortunate (?) to have a baby who literally chases after it. She actually gets excited when she sees me pull it out from the closet. I'm guessing that this is God's way of making up for the fact that Rory hates the car. Too bad the vacuum can't take us to the grocery store.

3. She makes this face. 

4...And this one. 

An oldie but a goodie. 

5. She looks into my eyes while she poops. 

It's a little awkward.