Things I Would Never Know If I Didn't Have a Baby

1. It takes exactly one memorized read aloud of "Brown Bear, Brown Bear" to get from our house to the grocery store.

2. Batteries take a long time to die.

3. Cutting baby fingernails should be an Olympic sport.

4. Pretty much anything can be done one-handed.

5. Yoga pants work for any occasion.

6. I can function survive on very little sleep.

7. No one can resist a smiling baby.

8. It is possible to eat food without really tasting it.

9. The dryer loves to eat baby socks.

10. Goodnight Moon is a horribly boring book.

11. The difference between a "Boppy" and a "Bumbo".

12. Time passes too quickly.

13. My iphone doesn't hold nearly enough photos.

14. "The Wiggles" and I have a love/hate relationship.

15. I believe in love at first sight.