A Rare Sighting

Said to be the offspring of an Irish mother and a Japanese father, this human baby has what many scientists refer to as pale skin. A native of sunny Colorado, she rarely ventures outside because her mother is terrified that the sun will damage her fragile skin. On the rare occasion that she is permitted to leave the house, she is never without her pink sunhat and at least two unnecessary extra layers of protective clothing. Once this species reaches 6 months of age, it is considered safe to use sunscreen. This means that her paranoid protective mother will now slather her with zinc oxide before putting on her pink sunhat and 2 extra layers of protective clothing.