1. Let's just start with the most basic- the jar is 99.9% empty.
2. Rory can't have peanut butter.
3. Marli's tongue is about an inch long.
My husband decided it was worth returning to the pantry. I can't even begin to guess why.
Friday, October 10, 2014
The Difference Between Men and Women
I can't speak for the entire female population, but I personally would have thrown this jar of peanut butter away based on the following facts:
1. Let's just start with the most basic- the jar is 99.9% empty.
2. Rory can't have peanut butter.
3. Marli's tongue is about an inch long.
My husband decided it was worth returning to the pantry. I can't even begin to guess why.
1. Let's just start with the most basic- the jar is 99.9% empty.
2. Rory can't have peanut butter.
3. Marli's tongue is about an inch long.
My husband decided it was worth returning to the pantry. I can't even begin to guess why.
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