1. Babies and drunk sorority girls have the exact same walk.
2. Tomato sauce is pretty much impossible to get out of carpet.
3. The human body does not digest kiwi seeds.
4. Fake sneezes never stop being funny.
5. There is nothing more fun than taking books off the library shelf.
6. And there is nothing worse than the nursery at Southridge Rec Center.
7. The Nose Frida snot sucker is the best invention ever.
8. Anything with 4 legs is a "doggy".
9. Bibs are made to be torn off and thrown on the floor.
10. Always put the stroller brake on. Always. Especially if you're at the top of a slight hill and it happens to be a windy day.
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