For Rory

Sunday, February 22, 2015

A List of People I Want to Punch in the Face

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1. Gwynth Paltrow (for obvious reasons) 2. Anyone who tells me I look tired. 3. Anyone who puts a dirty dish in the sink while I'm w...
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Tuesday, February 10, 2015

To Wash or Not to Wash?

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...that is the question that every mom who has a child who is attached to a lovey/blankey/stuffy/wubby of some sort asks herself every few w...
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Friday, February 6, 2015

Things That Don't Matter When Your Baby is Having An Allergic Reaction

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1. Leaving story time before it starts 2. Obeying the speed limit 3. Red Benadryl on a white carpet 4. Parking in a handicap spot without a ...
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Wednesday, February 4, 2015

Cream Cheese and Dog Hair

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Few things annoy me more than seeing this in someone's home: Who the hell is Mary Randolph Carter, anyway? Or this:  ...
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Thursday, January 29, 2015

Three Things Thursday

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1. My Bath Toy PSA I decided it was about time to clean our bath toys about two months ago, so naturally I just got around to doing it yes...
Monday, January 26, 2015

Oriental

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The following conversation occurred between me and a cashier at a local shop specializing in gently used clothing and furniture. * Cashier...
Friday, January 16, 2015

Why I'm Anal About Naptime

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Yesterday I was painfully reminded of why I never go anywhere close to nap time. Rory recently transitioned to one nap a day, which means sh...
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Lindsey
Denver, CO
Hi, I'm Lindsey, a twenty-something stay at home mom to my daughter, Rory. I enjoy reading, writing, and pinning pinterest projects I will never attempt.
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